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Maximum Strength? Why Not? Why So Many Questions?

I'm getting old and have realized that life is short and I've got to get all the stuf I can while I can.

Once upon I time, I said: "Double Stuf? It's too much! I would never buy those!"
And today, I say: "Double Stuf? Hells yah! Can you make them triple stuf?"

We have a finite number of days on this earth. Why waste them purchasing anything less than the maximum version of anything? Why buy regular strength when you can by extra strength? Why settle for "with marshmallows" when you can buy "with EXTREME marshmallows?" Why settle for pads when you could buy Maxi Pads!? If you're not sick and guilty after eating a package of double-stuffed Oreos, then what's the point?

Do you want your headache kind of cured---or do you want it cured to the utmost possible level modern medicine has to offer? Who wants to stay in a little bit of pain if you don't have to? When you're paying for something, you should get the maximum amou…