My New Secret Weapon -- Sorry Guys, This One's Just for Women
Typically, I'm an average performer, with occasional bouts of under and over performing. But during this past week I've been performing highly---pretty much in everything. Several people have even commented that my overall performance has increased noticeably. In fact the other day, a friend commented that I was probably the highest performer he'd ever seen. At first I thought it had something to do with the phases of the moon, or maybe all the diet cola I'd been drinking, or that maybe I'd finally peaked. But yesterday I realized it was none of those things.
It was these tampons:
At last, high performance tampons! Now ladies, for one week out of every month you too can be a high performer just like me. Thanks Tampax!