Apparently I do need a microwave.

I've been experiencing unpleasant pain at the base of my skull, down the side of my neck and shoulder for the past two days. I was pretty sure it was either a brain tumor or an aneurysm---until this morning. I had a dream last night that I was melting butter---on the stove top---and in the dream it dawned on me that the pain was a result of holding all those heavy saucepans of melted butter. If I had a microwave, I wouldn't have this pain in my neck.

So as soon as I finish my microwave buying research (in a week or two) I'll be ordering my new Mr. McWavy. In the meantime, to all those gremlins out there, I have a bazooka under my bed, so don't bother coming over.


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