Great New Beverage Idea!

I'm in the middle of creating a new series of carbonated beverages. My lineup includes three different varieties. The flagship product is a delicious tasting cola with a good amount of caffeine, 800 milligrams of Ibuprofen, and a splash of Prozac. I call it "PMS Defender". The second beverage contains all those same ingredients, but has a perfectly balanced taste combination of Devil's Food Cake, Lucky Charms, and sugar cookies. It's called "IDon'tGiveaCrap." The third beverage tastes like cheeseburgers, chili dogs and Doritos and is called "IHateEverybody".

The drinks will be primarily marketed to women, but men are more than welcome to enjoy them. I know several men personally who would benefit a great deal from drinking these beverages.

Comments

Cherice said…
Can I order a 24 pack of "I don't give a crap" please. I don't care how much it is. Just send me the bill.
Oh, and could you create one for those that are pregnant. I'm sure it would be good!

You make me laugh!
Kevin said…
I think you should lower case the I so it looks more trendy.

iDontGiveACrap
iHateEveryone
iAmManly

I added iAmManly. Could you develope a drink that has no calories, but still lets a man feel manly. Maybe make it taste like steak and potatoes, nachos, and chili fries.

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