I'm in Love.

I never thought I'd feel this way about a hamburger. Chocolate cake? Of course. Hot buttery rolls? You betcha. A man? Sure. But a hamburger? Never! If you told me a year ago that I'd fall head over heels for a burger, I'd slap your face and call you crazy. Up until a few short months ago, I only ate hamburgers because they were the only thing available on the menu, or because someone gave me one for free (I'll eat almost anything if it's free). All that changed when I discovered Five Guys. Now, I'm pretty sure I'm in love with their burgers.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "It can't be love, it's too soon! You should keep trying other burgers for at least a year before you say you're in love." But I say to you, nay! It is love! It is! I'm ready to forsake all other burgers for this burger. I'm ready to commit!

Here is an eating guide if you too decide you want to go to Five Guys and possibly experience burger love:

Little Burger: Single patty. Perfect for normal people.
Regular Burger: Two patties. Perfect for really hungry people.
Small Fries: Perfect for one of the following:
  • 2 men, 1 woman*
  • 4 women*
  • 2 men
  • 2 adults, 2 kids
Large Fries: I've never tried, so can't comment.

*Unless one or more of the women have PMS, then there's really no saying.


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