DEAR BIG FAT HUMAN,

YOU THINK BUILDIN A HOUSE ON THE DIRT MAKE IT YOURS? GET REAL LADY. ITS US SNAKES WHO LET YOU LIVE HERE, NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. SNAKES HERE LONG FOR YOU WERE AND WILL BE HERE WAY AFTA ALL YOU BIG FAT HUMANS DISAPPEAR. SO GET OVER YOURSELF.THE OTHER SNAKE HAS A NAME BY THE WAY ITS SHEILA AND NOT THAT ITS ANY OF YOUR BIDNESS BUT SHEILA IS JUS A FRIEND. YOU CANT TELL ME WHO I CAN OR CAN'T HANG WIT. AND TELL THOSE THREE SMALLER HUMANS TO LEAVE US ALONE. NEXT TIME I SEE ONE OF EM COMIN AT ME WIT A SHOVEL THINGS GONNA GET MESSY. WE GONNA MAKE THAT SCENE IN INDIANA JONES LOOK LIKE A KIDS SHOW. I AINT LEAVIN. SHEILA AINT LEAVIN. YOURE BIG AND FAT AND HUMAN. FATTY FATTY HUMAN. YOURE FAT.
--GARDEN SNAKE "BUDDY"

Comments

Popular Posts